I am really regretting eating all that cake batter.... I am almost positive I am going to get salmonella.
Me: OM NOM NOM NOM *le eats 2 cups of cake batter*
Sister walks in: Is that the batter that was on the stove?
Me: Yeah, but don't tell mom! *is thinking mom left it there because she was to lazy to put it in the oven*
Sister:
That batter has been sitting on the counter top for 4 days!
Me: .....
EDIT:
My berrey..... It hurt..... so much.....